Totally gross post here. Consider this fair warning.
I’ve heard of dog breath, but…
Today Cael asked me if all dogs’ penises smell bad.
Me: Why do you think dogs’ penises smell bad, Cael?
Cael: Our dog’s penis smells bad.
I don’t want to know.
I really, really don’t.
I think I’ll just go apologize to our dog, and we’ll move on.