From time to time I offer unsolicited, but important, parenting tips. Not to toot my own horn, but these tips will probably change your life.
Unsolicited Parenting Tip #5:
“TAKE THAT, MASTERS”
sounds similar to,
but is not the same as,
“TAKE THAT, BASTARDS!”
So BEFORE you take your 1st graders to task for hollering, “TAKE THAT, BASTARDS” at the video game over and over (and over and over),
And BEFORE you turn off said video game mid-play,
And BEFORE you sit down with the Stern Look and provide a rather loooong winded explanation about what, exactly, a bastard is, and why, exactly, it’s inappropriate to call someone that, EVER, even an inanimate video character,
And BEFORE you talk eloquently and with passion about your family’s respect for ALL PEOPLE and honoring their stories of origin,
And BEFORE you mention that if you hear your boys using language like Bastard again, there will have to be Serious Consequences,
You MIGHT want to double check what they were saying.
P.S. If you ever need anyone to define the word Bastards for you, my 7-year-olds can help you out.
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