I hollered downstairs yesterday for a kid to put toilet paper in the bathroom AND put it on the dispenser roll.
“HEY!” I said, politely, “PUT TOILET PAPER IN THE BATHROOM. AND PUT IT ON THE THINGY.”
And one of them modeled my behavior by gently bellowing back, “WHY? ARE WE HAVING COMPANY OR SOMETHING?”
Which is ridiculous. The fact that my children think we only put toilet paper in the bathroom and put it on the thingy if we’re having company. Goll!
Who is raising these children, anyway? Who is in charge of this mess?
Can you join me in a collective, longsuffering eyeroll, please? PLEASE? Because I NEED YOU, momrades, in this, the strange life I lead.
That is all, friends.
That is all.
P.S. I should probably mention we were having company over and that is the reason I told them to put the paper on the roll.
P.P.S. Someone hold me.